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Bucky's Favorite Riddles
- What letters do ghosts like to send?
- Why do you keep staring at that can of orange juice?
- Why was Snow White a good judge?
- What does a Christmas tree eat with?
- How can you tell when a vegetable is angry?
- Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
- What would you get if you crossed a canary with a duck?
- How did they know when the farmer stole the pig?
- What do you call a nervous cow?
- What did the girl cow say to the boy cow?
- Where do horses stay in a hotel?
- What do you call a window in a palace?
Answers:1) Chain letters. 2) The can says: "Concentrate". 3) She was the fairest in the land. 4) Utensils. 5) It's steamed. 6) Because they have big fingers. 7) A cheep quacker. 8) The pig squealed. 9) Beef jerky. 10) "Let's smoo-ch." 11) In the bridle suite. 12) A royal pane.
Do you have a favorite joke or riddle? I hope it's better than these. Send
it to BUCKY, and if we use it in this newsletter you'll get a reward.
Bucky's Fun Puzzle
How many words can you find in:
"A U T O M O B I L E "?
Here's a couple to get you started:
AUTO,_________, ________, _______
MAT,________, ________, ________
_______, _______, _______, ________
UNSCRAMBLE THESE WORDS
- Y A L P
- O H D A L I Y
- A T N O V I C A
- O D O - A P W
- N A E C D
- U F N
- E R C A
- B I N E F O R
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Bucky's Favorite Jokes
BOSS: Did you mark the crate "Fragile, This Side Up?"
WORKER: Yes, sir, and just to be safe, I marked that way on both sides.
TEACHER: What are the last words of the Gettysburg Address?
STUDENT: Do you mean the zip code?
FARMER: Did the tornado do any damage to your barn, Amos?
AMOS: I dunno. I haven't found the doggone thing yet.
TEACHER: Class, close your geography books. Who can tell me where France is?
PUPIL: I know. It's on page 27.
BOSS: Before I hire you, young man. I must tell you that this job requires someone who is responsible.
YOUNG MAN: : Oh, that's me, all right. Everywhere I worked, when something went wrong, I was responsible.
TEACHER: Would you please hand me the thesaurus?
BILLY: C'mon, everyone knows the thesaurus became extinct millions of years ago.
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What is confidence? Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat with a pea-shooter and a jar of tartar sauce.
"Dad, there's a man at the door asking for you." "With a bill?" "No, with a nose just like yours."
What happened to the guy who got his head stuck in the washing machine? He got brainwashed.
"Why are you crying?" "My bowling ball is broken." "How do you know?" "It has holes in it."
"My dad drives like lightening." "You mean he drives fast?" "No, he strikes trees."
"I think that if I watch TV for 20 hours every day I will go down in history." "I'm afraid you'll not only go down in history but also in science, English and math."
What do you call a mistake you keep making and that you know you've made before? A deja boo-boo
"What was the hardest part of preparing Thanksgiving dinner in prehistoric times?" "Tell me." "Stuffing the brontosaurus."
"I can see into the future." "When did this start?" "Next Monday."
"Does anyone know what date this is?" "A copy of the newspaper is on the desk in the other room. Why don't you look it up?" "Nah, that wouldn't do any good. It's yesterday's paper."
SEEK AND FIND

BUCKY HAS HIDDEN WORDS IN THE PUZZLE ABOVE.
CAN YOU FIND THEM ALL?
BAGPIPES
CLARINET
GUITAR
ORGAN
TRUMPET
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BANJO
DRUMS
HARP
PICCOLO
TUBA
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CELLO
FLUTE
OBOE
TROMBONE
VIOLIN
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